Neo's Wit and Wisdom

1)
Neo: Mom, you like kissing?
Me: Yes.
Neo: Mom, you like hugging?
Me: Yes.
Neo: Boys like bonking.
2)
Neo: Mom, where was you born?
Me: Stockton, California.
Neo: Is dat in da Philippines?
Me: No, it's in America.
Neo: We adopted you??!!
3) Some days I'm not so sure that raising Neo in a home with a couple of preteens is a good idea. The other day he was telling me that he watched a scary movie. I told him, 'Well, you didn't have to watch it.' He said, "I want to watch it, (then rolling his eyes) but I was just like 'Oh my gosh, dis is so scary.'"